My room is filled with a lot of crap - fantasy books I haven’t read since I bought them, comic books that I bought just because I had money lying around, DVDs with scenes cut out by the Indian Censor board or some other crap board of idiots. The point is - I own a lot of crap. Twelve days ago, at the Kala Ghoda arts festival, I had the opportunity of getting rid of all this crap for money....
Time isn’t an orderly stream. Time isn’t a placid lake recording each of our...– How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe by Charles Yu
I was fifteen when I got my first computer. It was an Intel 386 (yes, I’m that old) and the first few games I got my hands on were - space invaders, pong and Wolfenstein 3D. Playing Wolf gave me a headache and induced nausea so I played a lot of space invaders and pong. I got pretty good at both of them after a while. Over time, I got more games, I upgraded to better computers, played...
No man is more powerful than his morning wood - american chai
I wonder if there’s a surgeon who holds up a human heart during transplant and secretly whispers to himself - FATALITY!
Ant-mimicking spiders hold their victims ‘tween themselves & large groups of ants to avoid being attacked-reminds me of that scene in Hitman
My games find new ways to insult me. This week it was “Easy mode is now available”
lookit - Neil Gaiman’s library: http://ow.ly/oERU
Good? Bad? I’m the guy with the gun - Ash, Evil Dead
Devil May Cry - Nothing beats being mildly drunk, getting lost in labyrinths and killing off demons
Zombies - anarchists of the horror world
my shoes make funny lady shoe noises
Good evening, concupiscent wolves of impending doom. #TalkLikeWarrenEllis http://talklikewarrenellis.com
RT @adityab: Fantastic. There’s a half-hour gone. ‘Too Many Zombies’. Zombie cartoons drawn on an iPhone: http://is.gd/2DAXJ
is it rude to read what’s written on a woman’s t-shirt?
crap! i think my dad just stumbled across my porn
“The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents”
off to dream of space battles, explosions and zombie robots
Every any should have a special friend, one he can share his porn stories with.
some people are stuck in a loop - sharing the same old ideas, cracking the same old jokes, over and over again
I hear there’s a law in the middle east that says you can’t eat the sheep you’ve had sex with
“20000 people die from novel 2009-H1N1 and everybody wants to wear a mask. 9 million people die from AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom”
Two trains collide at mahim stn. One seems ok. The other has a dent it’ll take to its next life. No people hurt hopefully
feels dirty and unfaithful because he’s been having clandestine meetings with Cluedo and Taboo cards instead of his faithful old PS2
has been drifting in and out of half understood conversations for the last two days.
Beware of little people. They can see the boogers up your nose
loves the story of the Mada, Chyavana, that idiot god Indra and the Aswins
Forsake your gods… bow to Ninkasi! For my god is more kickass than yours.
Found awesomeness at the bottom of the fifth green bottle. Its label read heinekin. Or something
Son of Sam took orders from a dog
is getting mails from one minute in the future
in LA, on average, three out of four banknotes are tainted by cocaine or another illicit drug
Best writing advice ever - If there’s a slow, boring part in the story… fill it with zombies and set it on fire
I’ve been warned never to tie a baby by its leg to the ceiling, for blood will rush to its brain & the brain will explode.
feels like he ate a meteor
went up against deadites armed with nothing but a pistol and an amputated limb; no boomstick no chainsaw… Hail to the king, baby
People are stupid. It is not your right to take advantage of this stupidity. It is however, a privilege.
ensign redshirt - toasted
remembers watching Star Trek on Sunday mornings. now, around 20 years later, he’ll be doing it again!
kicked Hydra tail last night, ate Minotaur nuts for breakfast, popped some fine Greek cherries & finally ripped out Medusa’s head this noon
Note to self: exercise extreme caution on IM when asking a woman if she’s busy. An accidental “t” in there and you’re screwed
dozing off at work & dreaming of conversations with giant grasshoppers
off to think of shapeshifters and alien invaders
I just realized - I do office work in my spare time